Today marks International Women’s Day, and the topic has been trending high on Twitter since early morning. So are we celebrating the accomplishments of women, shining a light on their continued equality struggles, and proudly patting the fairer sex on the back for putting up with our man-ness for the other 364 days in a year? Heck no! We’re wondering when International Men’s Day is!
When is international men’s day?
— Acually iz Dorn (@DornbromanceTFM) March 8, 2013
When is International Men’s Day? — Suga Ev (@tokthadon) March 8, 2013
By now you guys must have realized that dedicating an entire day entirely to women all around the world is just pure sexism! Those liberal loons think they can get away with it, but we know better.
Today is international woman’s day? Cool. I’d ask when international men’s day is, but that’d be sexist obviously. — Bladebrawl (@Bladebrawl) March 8, 2013
Why is there an international women’s day? How sexist. True equality would entail having an international men’s day too. But is there? NO. — Sohail. (@Soha1l) March 8, 2013
International women’s day?I’m sorry, but if we had an ‘international men’s day’ it’d be considered to be sexist.
— Smash. (@SmashMusicInc) March 8, 2013
But as Gawker politely points out, “International Men’s Day is November 19, idiots.” Hold please, Googling. Aw, yup. There is an International Men’s Day.