Articles with the tag funny

Man Accused of Performing Sex Act with Shrubbery

An elderly Connecticut man has been charged with public indecency after getting caught on video shagging a shrub.   he recent story of the Florida man who was caught having sex with an alligator may have been a hoax, but there are plenty of weird sex-related crimes out there. Take, for instance, this 81-year old […]

Epic Ideas for Your Future Dream Home [Survey]

We asked people on Facebook and Twitter what cool custom stuff they’d build into their dream home.    e’ve all fantasized about it: building a house from the ground up, sinking exorbitant amounts of money into creating our own custom-built palace—our dream home. What would you build if money was no object? Would you indulge your […]

Hold on to Your Pumps, the Jurassic Park Box Set: High Heels Edition is Here

Love the Jurassic Park films but feel something is missing? Perhaps it’s the overall lack of sexy footwear. In this year’s blockbuster smash hit Jurassic World, lead actress Bryce Dallas spends much of the film shod in stilettos, even when running through the jungle. Much like George Lucas updating the previous entries to the Star […]

Professors Reveal the Funniest Emails They’ve Gotten from Students

Believe it or not, there’s more to being a professor than showing up and teaching class. And no, I don’t mean scouring the earth for magical artifacts and fighting Nazis, at least not this time. I’m actually talking about the rapport educators need to build with their students. It’s an important part of the job. […]

Guy Cancels his Gym Membership, Gets an Epic Response

Maybe it’s coincidence, or perhaps a tragic irony of the times, that an English major manages the local 24-hour Fitness. And maybe it’s just speculation, but whoever wrote this epic response to a gym membership cancellation has surely studied Dante. The email exchange was posted on reddit’s /r/funny yesterday evening, with the caption “Cancelled my gym […]

Drunk Man Climbs atop Police Van to Eat M&Ms

MANCHESTER, United Kingdom (SND) — Manchester police report arresting a drunk man they found snacking on M&Ms and drinking a milkshake atop their van. At 10:56 PM, the Greater Manchester Police tweeted about the amusing encounter, saying: “Odd arrest early hours Sun; drunk man climbs on top of police van Piccadilly Gdns, happily tucking into his food + drink. […]

The Absolute Best of the Chris Pratt Jurassic World Memes

Jurassic World hit theaters last month, and while the critics agreed it doesn’t really hold a candle to the 1993 original, everyone agrees that it’s a heck of a lot of fun. Much attention has focused on the film’s star, Chris Pratt. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably seen a few recreations […]

Why Is This Russian Soldier Carrying a Gigantic Wooden “iPhone”?

Anybody who’s been in the military will tell you discipline is harsh, ingenious, and frequently hilarious. Everyone has tales of a superior officer coming up with twistedly clever ways to punish unruly recruits. The Russian Armed Forces are no exception; only their disciplinary measures seem to mostly involve large hunks of wood. At least, that’s the impression […]