Articles with the tag funny

A Constipated Man Just Had 28 Pounds of Sh*t Surgically Removed

So you think your neighbor Dinkleberg is full of Sh*t? He’s got nothing on a 22 year old Chinese man who just went before surgeons to have 28 pounds of constipated feces removed from his body. To give you a better example of that size, a pug weighs LESS than that. A medium sized bowling […]

Spinning “Go Kart Kid” Becomes Internet Sensation

All it took was a video surfacing on YouTube recently that showed a kid reaching the exit line of a go kart race in extreme style, spinning like a madman the whole time (you can even see the guy working cracking up and not knowing what to make of it). Here is said vid: As […]

A Car Thief Gets Car Stolen TWICE, World Laughs in Unison

Karma is defined as the sum of a person’s actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. In simpler terms, do bad stuff and bad stuff will happen to you. And for people who think karma isn’t real, one car thief learned a rather glaring lesson in karma […]

Elephant Blocks Traffic So It Can Master Its Soccer Skills

Nothing is worse than a commute into work. Granted, I wouldn’t know what that is like now because I chose the awesome life of a freelance writer. Hell, I rarely have to even have to take off my robe. But I have heard a commute to your soul-sucking job can be exhasuting. So imagine your […]

Truck Smashes Into Building Called “AnalTech”, Awful Smells Emerge (For Real)

Before any other facts are doled out here, we do want to  make one thing abundantly clear. AnalTech is the shortened name of the business Analytical Technology based out of Delaware. Whereas normally, a small truck smashing into a building with no fatalities is not news, what you need to understand here is the irony […]

‘Fashion Dads’ on Instagram Puts Spotlight on Dad-Fleek

Aaaah, yes. Dads. No matter what kind of relationship you have with them, Dads are always and forever going to do what they do best — Dad. They’ll cook for you by ordering takeout or pizza, make terrible puns and crack the corniest jokes, and just meander about in the most Dad way possible. And […]

#RemoveALetterSpoilABook Makes Hilarious Book Titles of Classics

Twitter is at it again with a hashtag that’s just perfect for book lovers. #RemoveALetterSpoilABook is a guaranteed good time for the witty. Users are getting on this like ink on a page, and how! Matzos, a teeny-tiny yarmulke, and the cutest bun-bun nose ever! Oy vey! The Tale of Peter Rabbi #RemoveALetterSpoilABook pic.twitter.com/oYLt18J0e4 — Rebecca Podowski […]

Twitter Bids Adieu To Ted Cruz, Hilarity Ensues

It’s official: Ted Cruz has dropped out of the presidential race. Following a landslide loss to Donald Trump in Indiana, Ted Cruz has taken a final bow, leaving the multi-millionaire business mogul to nab th GOP nomination. “We left it all on the field in Indiana,” said Cruz. “We gave it everything we’ve got but the voters […]