Tokyo to Introduce Drone Police Unit

In April, 2015, a 40-year old Japanese man admitted to landing a drone carrying radioactive sand atop Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s office. Though it was a simple act of protest against nuclear energy, the incident was enough to spark concern about the increasing presence of drones in the country. “Terrorist attacks using drones carrying explosives are a possibility,” […]

One of Mexico’s Deadliest Cartels Declares War on ISIS

A war is brewing between ISIS and one of Mexico’s deadliest criminal organizations–the Sinaloa Cartel. Sinaloa kingpin Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzman, considered by many to be the most powerful criminal in the world, took ISIS to task for attacking one of Sinaloa’s shipments. And one doesn’t get to be the world’s most feared drug traffickers by mincing […]

Men in Panda Suits Commit Armed Robbery

Pandas are notoriously lazy creatures. When prey became scarce in their natural habitat, they switched to eating bamboo out of pure convenience. Their dwindling numbers are due to human interference, but the fact that they’re literally too lazy to have sex certainly doesn’t help. They’ve also been associated with innocence and cuteness for a very […]

Carjackers Mistakenly Abduct Child, Drop Him Off at School

There’s nothing funny about getting your car stolen. At least, there’s nothing “ha-ha” funny about it. But you have to admit—there is something comical about a pair of bumbling thieves making off with your ride, only to realize they inadvertently abducted an 8 year-old boy in the process. That’s exactly what happened to one Norfolk, Virginia […]

Police Officer Arrested After Attacking Dunkin’ Donuts Employee

Never offer a cop a donut. Don’t do it. Even if your intentions are good. I’m speaking from personal experience, here. That was one ticket I couldn’t get out of. One gets the feeling that police officers are routinely teased about their stereotypical love of those little, fried circles of frosted happiness. But really, who […]