Wanted Woman Hilariously Trolls Police Officers On Facebook

An Auckland, New Zealand woman named Dayna Paparoam is currently wanted by police for breaching the conditions of her house arrest. After police put out an alert for her arrest on Facebook, she decided to log in and taunt the officers. We have to say–it’s actually pretty funny. The police department’s original post read: “Have […]

WTF: Man Waterboards Girlfriend Over Social Media Chat

Wisconsin Man Tortures Girlfriend Over Social Media Chat. Dylan VanCamp, a Wisconsin man with a history of violent crime, has been accused of waterboarding his girlfriend. According to a criminal complaint, VanCamp suspected his girlfriend was cheating on him with a man she was chatting with online. VanCamp has previous convictions for violent behavior, including strangling and […]

Woman Hates Haircut, Pulls Gun on Hairdresser

Mild overreaction? Woman pulls gun on hairdresser. Guns are a hot topic. It’s easy to frame the issue as “All the guns” vs “None of the guns,” but polling suggests the majority of Americans simply want, well, “Some of the guns.” Nobody is opposed to recreational shooting—the people for increased gun scrutiny only want to keep firearms […]

Man Arrested For Peeing on Walmart Floor, Putting Fish in Pants

People of Walmart: Drunk Man Arrested for Urinating on Walmart Floor, Putting Trout Down Pants Walmart is the wild west of retail stores. Vast, open frontiers of name-brands, knock-offs, and name-brand knock-offs. A glorious display of excess and capitalism in the ugly manufactured world of everyday low-prices. Even in this lawless territory, the drunk and disorderly can […]

SCOTUS Judge Antonin Scalia Found Dead in Texas

Antonin Scalia, Associate Justice for the U.S. Supreme Court, was found dead of apparent natural causes on Saturday, February 13. He had been visiting a luxury resort in Marfa, Texas, according to federal officials. Scalia was 79. The late SCOTUS Justice was a guest at the Cibolo Creek Ranch. He arrived there on Friday and attended a party […]

Judge: Monkey Can Not Own Copyright to Selfies

How do you feel about PETA? Personally, I think it’s delicious with hummus. Some people, however, are not so enthusiastic. Yes, we are talking about People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals, and not that delicious flatbread that I really wish was in front of me right now. For the sake of acknowledgement, I’m aware […]