Candy Heart Rejects (#CandyHeartRejects) is Twitter trending as social media is buzzing over Valentine’s Day on this February 14, and it seems the users of Facebook and Twitter are divided into two camps — the soppily coupled and the irritatedly swingle, each detailing their feelings about the sentiments in a catchy, hashtag based joke invoking the iconic #VDay candy.
The #CandyHeartRejects hashtag has spawned some epic #VDay humor, both cynical and just plain silly. Plenty are garnering numerous retweets, with our favorite of the bunch for fans of Arrested Development:
Call me Maeby. #candyheartrejects
— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) February 13, 2013
Others #CandyHeartRejects include:
That’ll do, pig. #CandyHeartRejects
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 14, 2013
The great pitfall of internet love:
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 14, 2013
Still others had #CandyHeartRejects pics:
— Miss Behavin™(@divadontcare) February 14, 2013
— sophomores (@MakinH15TORY) February 14, 2013
And other #CandyHeartRejects were just crassly hilarious:
#candyheartrejects you give second rate handjobs
— Brittany Matthews (@Britany_mathews) February 14, 2013
#CandyHeartRejects Roses are red, violets are blue, does this cloth smell, like chloroform to you?
— Barney Stinson (@stinsonsays) February 14, 2013
Threesome. At Least Think About It. #candyheartrejects
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) February 14, 2013
Which #CandyHeartsReject tweet was your favorite #VDay message?