Go Bananas This Friday; Tumblr-Style

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Oh look! We’re practically a coouple of days away from the end of the work week, and that happy weekend is sorta-kinda so close, you almost-sorta-kinda smell it.

You just may even find some of these post a-peeling! Get it? A-ppealing?

Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad.

Anyway! On to the lols!

Be careful what you wish for, because, well… You just can’t ever be 100% sure. Like, ever.

http://agentscullycarter.tumblr.com/post/152021991417/turntwifey-just-want-someone-who-cant-shut-the

Well, he’s kinda easy on the eyes, but we can certainly appreciate this perspective, too. Chaotic Good = good.

http://cattink.tumblr.com/post/148550544471/i-still-dont-find-channing-tatum-attractive-but-i

*Looks longingly into your eyes and hopes you don’t get creeped or wierded out*

http://uptional.net/post/132113052195/do-you-ever-need-a-ten-minute-hug-but-only-from-a

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/151936405044/the-floor-is-the-largest-shelf-in-your-house

Because you just have this feeling that you’re expected to say something, or make some form of chemistry happen, and it doesn’t? (though what kind of chemistry? Basic? Acidic? Explosive?)

http://heart.tumblr.com/post/151852695209/jigglypuffsvevo-being-the-last-one-left-in-a

We feel Elmo should be occupying the center space, but okay.

http://weirdmageddon.tumblr.com/post/148403943513/psychic-reads-my-mind-my-mind

AHAHAHAHAHA oh oh wait oh no

http://jigglypuffsvevo.tumblr.com/post/151852909488/kylesbogusjourney-i-have-this-really-bad-habit

At least, most people know where the second one is.
*whispers* You could try a banana-shaped dild– *gets punched*

http://www.best-text-posts.com/post/151824053205/deadguy95-g-spot-oh-you-mean-gamestop-hah-yeah

Now totally parent-friendly!

http://www.best-text-posts.com/post/151803625758/youve-heard-of-grand-theft-auto-now-get-ready

Oy, Shrek. It happens.

http://pauljpeg.tumblr.com/post/145779686784/every-time-i-say-thatll-do-i-think-in-my-head

MORE!!!! DOORS!!!

http://officialunitedstates.tumblr.com/post/112673252491/fbi-i-yell-kicking-down-your-apartment-door

It’s… it’s the thought that counts. Right? Right?! Nope, don’t answer that question; just eat more bananas. They’ll make you feel better.

http://penile-euphoria.tumblr.com/post/151654524795

Aaaaand that’s how constellations happen.

http://starfira.tumblr.com/post/152026982979/you-galaxies-are-randomly-scattered-throughout

2016, ladies and gentlemen!

http://itsstuckyinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/152036820350/2016-debates-drinking-game

E) I’m a lovely bunch of bananas

http://effectaffection.tumblr.com/post/152421634029/sorting-hat-quizzes-be-like

No no no no, the bed calls. I am in a long-term relationship with my bed. I am married to my bed. My bed needs me *whispers* please don’t make me leave it just yet

http://itsstuckyinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/151990496990/duuuuuuuuumb-why-did-we-as-a-society

See? This is what happens when you don’t take your calcium. Or your jelly. Mom was onto something. Nope, hiding your broccoli in your milk doesn’t count.

http://narvhodo.tumblr.com/post/150037617318/me-i-am-young-my-noisy-joints-are-you-sure

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