Oh look! We’re practically a coouple of days away from the end of the work week, and that happy weekend is sorta-kinda so close, you almost-sorta-kinda smell it.
You just may even find some of these post a-peeling! Get it? A-ppealing?
Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad.
Anyway! On to the lols!
Be careful what you wish for, because, well… You just can’t ever be 100% sure. Like, ever.
Well, he’s kinda easy on the eyes, but we can certainly appreciate this perspective, too. Chaotic Good = good.
*Looks longingly into your eyes and hopes you don’t get creeped or wierded out*
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
Because you just have this feeling that you’re expected to say something, or make some form of chemistry happen, and it doesn’t? (though what kind of chemistry? Basic? Acidic? Explosive?)
We feel Elmo should be occupying the center space, but okay.
AHAHAHAHAHA oh oh wait oh no
At least, most people know where the second one is.
*whispers* You could try a banana-shaped dild– *gets punched*
Now totally parent-friendly!
Oy, Shrek. It happens.
It’s… it’s the thought that counts. Right? Right?! Nope, don’t answer that question; just eat more bananas. They’ll make you feel better.
Aaaaand that’s how constellations happen.
2016, ladies and gentlemen!
E) I’m a lovely bunch of bananas
No no no no, the bed calls. I am in a long-term relationship with my bed. I am married to my bed. My bed needs me *whispers* please don’t make me leave it just yet
See? This is what happens when you don’t take your calcium. Or your jelly. Mom was onto something. Nope, hiding your broccoli in your milk doesn’t count.